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Joke of the Day
"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."
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"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"
"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."
"How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure."
"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."
"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."
"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."
"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."
"my dads complaining that i ate all his pills but I'M complaining that he's a giant melting prism of pure energy thats turning into a dragon"