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Joke of the Day

"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."

"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"

"You're like a magnet... Your fatass is always on the fridge."

"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"

"Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily"

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"

"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"

"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."