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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."

"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."

"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."

"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."

"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me."

"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."