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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."

"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."

"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"

"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."

"My coworker broke his second windshield today. I offered him my apple... ...because windows keep crashing on him."

"*Wildebeest film crew clatters into David Attenborough's bedroom* ATTENBOROUGH: What the- WILDEBEEST DIRECTOR: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT DAVID"

"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"