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Joke of the Day

"Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple. But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in hospital."

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"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."
"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"" ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""
"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"
"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."
"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""
"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals doing 69."
"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."
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