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Joke of the Day

"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."

"6yo: Wow you look much better already daddy! Will you be able to have the stitches out soon? Taxidermist: He will not"

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"

"Waiter there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !"

"What is Viagra for lesbians called? Batteries"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."

"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"

"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"

"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin? One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich."