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Joke of the Day

"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."

"A pharmacy was just robbed. A pharmacy was just robbed $500,000. Security camera footage recorded the criminal taking 2 bottles of aspirin and a Zoloft."

"Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group. Because that is where the ISIS."

"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."

"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""

"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."

"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"

"Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died You could say he threw in the trowel"

"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""