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Joke of the Day
"I'm Not Fucking Stupid .... ... I mean I used to, but we broke up."
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"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""
"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."
"Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."
"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."
"Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now? Apparently, that's you."
"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."
"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"