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Joke of the Day
"I'm Not Fucking Stupid .... ... I mean I used to, but we broke up."
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"*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say ""dying wish"" again! Ok now say ""coffee""!"
"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."
"Good luck making the Instagram most viewed page if you're not an adorable Japanese teenager eating frozen yogurt."
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."
"you read this wrong"
"Real frogs call him Kermit The Fraud."
"A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown...... A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, ""What.......is this some kind of Joke?"""
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"