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Joke of the Day

"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."

"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive."

"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."

"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."

"""Check out Zach Galifinapkins over here!"" - joke I have prepared if I ever see a bearded man holding a lot of napkins."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late isn't it? !"

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."

"I received a document about the ROM in my computer science class it was read only."