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Joke of the Day
"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."
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"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."
"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops? Bloody horrible I said ""Put your bikini top back on"""
"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."
"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."
"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"
"For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :("
"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."