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Joke of the Day

"Texting back and forth with a wrong number. I'm all ""Dude! Let's be BFF's!"". He/she is all ""Stop texting me"". CLASSIC him/her!"

"When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house and watch him check the mailbox for scripts."

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."

"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"

"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."