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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"
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"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."
"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
"Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey."
"1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?"
"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."
"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"
"Quite frankly autocorrect I'm tired of your shirt"
"I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar he gave it back and said "" I'm not homeless, I'm married """