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Joke of the Day
"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."
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"Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!"
"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."
"*points at houseplant* no, YOU have a drinking problem!!"
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"
"So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?"
"Life hack: ask telemarketers and phone scammers to go steady seconds into the conversation and never be bothered again OR now you found love"
"Ain't no party like a dyslexic party Cause a dyslexic party don't pots."
"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."