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Joke of the Day

"1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?"

"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."

"Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes."

"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."

"*returns lost dog* Lady: That's not him. He was white Me: *holding a brown dog* He asked to swing by the salon. Add the color to my reward"

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."

"So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently."