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Joke of the Day
"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"
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"What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? You can't ride your bike on a sociopath"
"Sex is like ping pong. I suck at it."
"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching Genders."
"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."
"Rosetta Stone is the fastest way to learn how to pronounce the names of Ikea products."
"[sketchy parking lot] stranger: hey man, can you jump my car? me: maybe if i get a running start"
"LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet"
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"I earned a masters degree and a doctorate; I have $413.21 in assets. Weird Al Yankovic is worth 11 million. Kids, don't stay in school."