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Joke of the Day
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
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"NSFW How do you know your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit!"
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"I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls."
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"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"
"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"