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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"

"[1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?"

"a guy's wife died so in her memory, every month, he takes half of his paycheck and throws in in the trash"

"""YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!"" - syrup to pancakes."

"Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !"

"Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats? Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat"

"What did the terrorist say when he woke up? It was Allah dream."

"Nothing beats a good math joke My penis is like an asymptote. It goes on forever but nothing ever touches it."

"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"