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Joke of the Day

"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."

"It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops."

"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""

"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."

"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."

"Diet and exercise pro tip: Eat only on the days you are going to have sex."

"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"

"What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9? ...I can't even..."

"Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too."

"""Yogurt!"" Gurt: ""Yes?"""