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Joke of the Day

"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."

"""I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"" -a biography"

"Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me."

"What do you call a blind hooker Free"

"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"

"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."

"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"

"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."