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Joke of the Day
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"
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"How do the Chinese select their baby names? They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang"
"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand."
"""Sorry, but none of my clothes fit today."" My date nods, and politely avoids looking at my towel and safety pins."
"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"
"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."
"People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help."