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Joke of the Day
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
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"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."
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"HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake."
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"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"