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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."

"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."

"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."

"Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower."