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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"

"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."

"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"

"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""

"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."

"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""

"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."