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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"

"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"

"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"

"I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer."

"I've come from the future to let you know the Chilean miners will be OK, and that we haven't yet perfected time travel."

"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."

"What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her.."

"When someone with a lisp says bismuth... You know they mean business."

"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."