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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her.."
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"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"
"Why don't parrot's like black people? Because Polly wants a cracker."
"How do you know when you should get a puppy? When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out"
"My neverending quest in life is to evenutally find the stupid lid to this damn Tupperware bowl."
"Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10 Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE"
"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"
"What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? Seeing your mum's."
"My cat doesn't listen to a word I say. That's why the cell phone she made me buy her only has a text message plan."
"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."