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Joke of the Day
"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"
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"Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan."
"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."
"My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"
"Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?"
"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"
"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair."
"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"