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Joke of the Day

"I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair."

"My co-worker was accused of flipping off the boss. I told HR that it couldn't have been him because he never lifts a finger to do anything."

"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"

"679 Fetty Wap. 17/38 because that's his vision."

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"

"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards."