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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"
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"Lady Astronaut: *eats all the chocolate* Guy Astronaut: You know we're on the space shuttle for- LA: SHUTTLE YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME SPACE"
"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""
"What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."
"[Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!"
"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."
"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760."