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Joke of the Day

"Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now."

"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."

"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."

"How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb."

"What do you call a prositute on her period? Unemployed."

"Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status."

"If I was a president, I would make bigger schools So that we can have a higher education"

"Fat goths are morbidly obese."

"*two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*"