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Joke of the Day

"According to daytime tv commercials..just by being alive, you may entitled to compensation from somebody and a lawyer is there to get paid"

"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."

"Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts"

"- Police, open the door. - What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other."

"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""

"The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life."

"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."

"Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the ""largest audience ever."" Then he took it back because your mother left."

"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."

"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."