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Joke of the Day

"Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts"

"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"

"What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish? Pepperoni Picza!"

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to"

"Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? Their P is silent."

"Girlfriends are like grenades. If you put a ring on them they won't blow."

"What does a crappy Carpenter make? Loose stools"

"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"Knock, knock, it's the police open the door. -Can you wait, I'm taking a shit! -We know, the telephone booth is see through"