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Joke of the Day

"Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts"

"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"

"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""

"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."

"My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half. I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils."

"I think I just caught the Zika virus... I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head."

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

"Getting your shit together just sounds unsanitary"