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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"

"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."

"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."

"When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Home Depot"

"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."

"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"

"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"