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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."
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"Where am I? I don't know where I am, but there's a huge nuke in front of me, obviously supposed to be secret. I'm terrified. I ran."
"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."
"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"
"Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant."
"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."
"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"
"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."
"A lady happily tells her husband, holding a testpack result. ""Darling, I'm pregnant!"" Tears running the husband's eyes, he says ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad"""
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine? I'll be black."