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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !"
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"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."
"You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it. - My 4yo. Apparently."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."
"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."
"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."
"""hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"" ""i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"" -- how the worm got its name"
"I don't want to lock my account because I like to help my X's feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I'm still a drunk."