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Joke of the Day

"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"

"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."

"Why couldn't Mewtwo move? There was too much friction."

"A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose."

"Why do mice have tiny balls? Not very many of them know how to dance"

"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"

"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough."

"Why did the scientist study soda? Because he was a physicist."

"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"