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Joke of the Day
"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."
Next Joke
"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door My plumber has a funny sense of humour"
"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."
"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"
"What do you get a man who has everything? storage"
"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."