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Joke of the Day
"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."
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"The squiggly red lines in Word documents are your computer's allergic reaction to dumb."
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist"
"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."
"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."
"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."