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Joke of the Day

"When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Home Depot"

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"

"Did you hear about the guy born without a brain? Never mind."

"Why isn't Edward leaving Russia? ...because he's snowed in."

"I hate it when you're sitting on the bus... ...and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate."

"What do you call an online correspondence with a transvestite? She-mail."

"why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware of my big titties. How kind of you to risk your safety by yelling it out of the car window."

"Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)"

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"