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Joke of the Day

"I went to see a Topless Ventriloquist last weekend. She was awesome. I didn't see her lips move once."

"which country has the maximum number of bacteria, fungus, viruses and other micro organisms? GerMany"

"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."

"Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia. Sexy children."

"How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car"

"Cats always land on their feet & bread always lands butter down, but spread butter on the cat's back & everyone wonders why you're naked."

"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."

"My Life. It said ""Submit a Joke."""

"What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? ""Please pass the salt."""