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Joke of the Day
"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"
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"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."
"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"men: women are very hard to read women: actually, we just want- men: such complex creatures women: if u just liste- men: so mysterious"
"If CON is the opposite of PRO is congress the opposite of progress?"
"Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old. Also Oxycontin."
"My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family."