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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."

"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."

"Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives."

"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""

"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"Down in Virginia, the prosecutors brag they could get a grand jury to bring a ham sandwich to trial. In fact, just last week, a banana was actually convicted of murder. It was overturned on appeal."

"Who is the most communist cat in the world? Meow Zedong"

"Which actor is best suited for a programmer role? Dev Patel."