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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."
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"Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so.."
"Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."
"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."
"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"
"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"
"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""