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Joke of the Day
"What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? ""Please pass the salt."""
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"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"
"When I was single, my most frequently used approach with women was to play hard to get rid of."
"Her: Couldn't you have picked a better record to beat? Me: *covered in 13,000 bees* There's no way this can end badly, Susan."
"What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage? You may now ""hiss"" the bride."
"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."
"It takes a woman to make a man a millionaire... ...but first, he must be a billionaire."
"I painted 1 room & then the hallway and room next to it looked kinda shabby and I'm guessing this is how plastic surgery gets out of hand."
"[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY"
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""