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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car"

"I told my doctor I broke my arm in 2 places today He told me not to go back to those places"

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"

"I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & ""longs for finding a special person for serious relations"". So there's always that."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"

"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"What's the funniest part of a boxing joke? You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints..."

"Why does Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."

"the cool part about hitting your 30s is just about anything u do for fun eventually leads to a headache, diarrhea, anxiety, or just sweating"

"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"