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Joke of the Day
"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"
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"[alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee."
"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."
"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"
"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."
"Ladies and gentlemen, my browsing history... [deleted]"
"Blood is thicker than water. But maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. I said it."