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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice."
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"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it? Bustamante. After the grandfather."
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."
"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"
"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."
"I don't think Muslims go far enough.... I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."
"A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!"
"How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus."