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Joke of the Day
"Are we sure this new planet isn't just Pluto wearing a wig?"
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"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral even if you have to fight my family"
"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"
"I quit drinking & people laughed at me. Now the iPhone 7 is here and I get to sell a clean & pure Liver. The joke is now on them."
"WTF? Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up."
"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!"
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13."
"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."