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Joke of the Day
"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."
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"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."
"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."
"Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."
"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."
"It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. ""Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."""
"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."
"Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there."
"What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."