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Joke of the Day

"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""

"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"

"Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff? Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose"

"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"

"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"

"Why did the Jews board the trains to Auschwitz? The tickets were free."

"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."

"Where does lonely soup go? To a brothel."

"Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)"

"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."