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Joke of the Day

"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."

"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."

"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."

"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"

"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."

"The less hair I have The more head I get"

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"The road to recovery from my addiction to sexual innuendos has been a long and hard one. But the end is in sight... I can see it coming."

"""Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"" ""Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"" ""I know..."""

"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."