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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"

"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious"

"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."

"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"Past, the present and the future.. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.. IT WAS TENSE!"

"Heard a friend bragging about his one night stand Whatever mate, i've got two night stands. One either side of my bed."

"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. I came to work naked. I want to be a porn star. Now I'm just unemployed."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."