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Joke of the Day

"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."

"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."

"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."

"I'm pretty great with money. Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding."

"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."

"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"

"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."

"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."

"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."