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Joke of the Day
"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."
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"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."
"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"
"ENGLAND: people are CROSSING OUR BORDERS for ECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT!!! THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD FROM LIKE 1583 to 1997: u don't say"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""
"Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart"
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."
"*limbos away from your hug*"