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Joke of the Day

"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their ""best friend""?"

"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."

"Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me."

"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"

"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."

"What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!"